that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
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