in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
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