problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
Randomize
