I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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