the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
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