put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
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