The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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