i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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