I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
You know you're drunk when you're apologizing for your asshole at 4am to the toilet. Eat shit habanero bbq sauce, you've ruined my life.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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