its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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