HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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