one two three fourrrrnication!
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
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