Nicole vs. Life
I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
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