absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
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