im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
You said "bag of dicks" before passing out and falling off the landing
Oh god... Please tell me Sarah didn't see me like this
...you may have kinda punched her in the tit on the way down...
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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