i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
being pregnant is like rehab
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
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