I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
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