Whoa Z and x make the same sound
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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