now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
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