You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
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