Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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