My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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