toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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