i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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