I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
Our new roommate is sitting in the living room wearing a snuggie and clutching a handle of burnett's mixed with what appears to be crystal light and sobbing over a documentary about a dead race horse.
I know. Isn't she utterly fantastic?
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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