i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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