you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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