i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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