Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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