But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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