brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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