Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
I think people are normalizing furries
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
Randomize
