no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
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