He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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