So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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