I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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