I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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