If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
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