It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
This is the minute she broke up with me. If you're receiving this mass text, you are one for the girls who made me promise to text you at this point.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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