seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
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