yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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