Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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