butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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