Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
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