fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
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