I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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