the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
tell me about the fingering
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