So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
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