let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
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