Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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