but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
The ass gains better be worth it
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